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Funny jokes of of patient

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Brother in law GOD

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery.

The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting, reassured him by his bed.

"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand.
"We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.

"Then can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.
"I'm afraid I cannot, Sister." "Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nun questioned sternly.

"Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But she's a humble spinster nun."
"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinsters - they are married to God."

"Wonderful," said Mr. Smith. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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An Engineer in Hell

An engineer died and he ended up in Hell. He wasn't happy with the level of comfort in Hell, and he began to redesign and improve. After a while, they had toilets with flush, air conditioning and escalators. Everyone became very fond of him.

One day God called Satan to ridicule him, "So, how's the hell going there?"

The devil replied, "Hey, things are great. We have air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to bring next."

God wondered, "WhatDo you have an engineer? It is a mistake. He should never have gone down there before. Send him back here."

"Not at all," replied the devil. "I love being an engineer, and I'm keeping that."

God threatened, "Send him back here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and replied, "Yeah, right. And where do you get the lawyer?

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22 September Happy Daughters' Day 2024 | Top 10 Quotes | Wishes, Status, Images from Mother, Father to Wish Your Daughter

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Happy Daughters' Day 2024  डॉटर्स डे उन अद्भुत बेटियों का जश्न मनाने का विशेष दिन है जो हमारे जीवन का एक महत्वपूर्ण हिस्सा हैं। यहाँ माता-पिता द्वारा अपनी बेटी को "हैप्पी डॉटर्स डे 2024" कहने के लिए शीर्ष उद्धरण, शुभकामनाएं, स्टेटस और संदेश दिए गए हैं। डॉटर्स डे हर साल सितंबर के चौथे रविवार को मनाया जाता है ताकि माता-पिता और उनकी बेटियों के बीच विशेष बंधन को सम्मानित किया जा सके। यह दिन परिवारों, समुदायों और दुनिया के लिए बेटियों और महिलाओं के अद्वितीय योगदान को मनाने का है। 2024 में " डॉटर्स डे", 22 सितंबर को पड़ेगा। यह दिन हमारे जीवन की अद्भुत बेटियों का सम्मान और जश्न मनाने के लिए है। बेटियाँ हमारे जीवन का खास उपहार हैं, और वे हमारे जीवन में बहुत खुशी और प्रेम लाती हैं। वे हमारी दोस्त, हमारी विश्वासपात्र, और हमारी सहायक होती हैं। वे हमें हंसाती हैं, हमें चुनौती देती हैं, और हमें बहुत कुछ सिखाती हैं। डॉटर्स डे, क्यों मनाया जाता है? डॉटर्स डे पहली बार 2007 में भारत में मनाया गया था। इसका उद्देश्य समाज में बेटियों और महिलाओं के महत्व के प्रति जागरूकत...
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Funny african proverbs

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1) Funny jokes  (african comedy)  Man cannot destroy all bees because of one bee bite - Kenyan proverb She would be a foolish cow who would be happy to be taken to a beautiful slaughterhouse. - Zambian proverb No matter how high an eagle flies in the sky, it will surely descend to eat food - Zimbabwean proverb An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb The anus does not teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South African proverb The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who cultivates corn by the side of the road, both have the same problem - Ethiopian proverb A little man is not a boy - Nigerian proverb No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook - Nigerian proverb It takes great care to kill a fly sitting on the scrotum - Ghanaian proverb If the throat can allow the knife to go in, the anus has to figure out how to get it out - South-African proverb A goat's rebellion can't stop it from being tak...
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For the love of GOD!

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1)very funny jokes  One day I received a letter from grandma...  The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus " bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, " For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO ! " What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started hon...
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