Mathematical Problem

1) Funny jokes 

Mathematical Problem

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths.

During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out.

One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.

Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, "Guy what's up? How did you pass this exam?"

By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.

Finally the teacher looked up and said, "A stupid student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now!" I FAINTED!

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2) Funny jokes 

Endless Chain

Boss says to secretary, "We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements.

"Secretary makes a call to her husband, "My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week, so look after kids."

Husband makes call to secret lover, "My wife is going abroad for the week, so let's spend the week together."

Secret lover makes a call to a little boy whom she is giving private lessons, "I'm going to be busy throughout the week, so you need not come for classes."

Little boy makes call to his grandfather, "Grandpa, I don't have classes for the week, because my teacher is going to be busy. Let's spend the week together."

Grandpa makes a call to his Secretary, "I'm afraid we won't be travelling again. My grandson and I are going to spend the week together."

Secretary makes a call to her husband, "My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled."

Husband makes a call to secret lover, "We cannot spend the week together, my wife has cancelled her trip."

Secret lover makes a call to little boy, "We will still have classes as usual this week."

Little boy makes a call to his grandfather, "Grandpa! I'm sorry we won't be able to spend the week together. My teacher called and said that I have to attend classes."

Grandpa makes a call to his secretary, "Change of plans! My grandson is no more coming. So we are still travelling this week. Make arrangements."
How will the chain be broken?

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